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the absolute truth

i got these from some maine fansite thing, they are so true, except number 93, i DID NOT find out about brighten from the maine!!!
oh, and number three is very fitting

1.You always spell “the main” as the maine
2. you go around asking people if they’d rather be named buttered croissant baby or Michael.
3. SPRINK BREAKK!! (enough said)
4.you have more inside jokes with the maine fans then you do with your real friends
5. correction, you talk to the maine fans online more then you talk to your real friends
6. You listen to This Century because Pat told you to
7.you make a fansite
8.you’re constantly checking buzznet for new The Maine videos
9.you email them and are positive you will get an answer and then don’t
10. You love Ivory because their song influenced the maine’s name
11. You’re just a cupcake lover
12.you’re parents think you need mental help because of your “silly obsession”
13. You call pat Rat Boy
14. 8123 means everything to you
15.every time somebody says a word from a the maine, you start singing the rest of the song
16. if somebody says something bad about the maine you immediately freak out at them.
17.you have a the maine related screen name
18. you check The Maine’s myspace at least once a day for updates…and usually see none
19.your myspace default picture is with The Maine or you’re wearing a The Maine shirt
20.your phone’s backround is related to The Maine
21.your phone’s ringtone is The Maine
22. You memorized the we like to party dance
23. When a six flags commercial comes on you dance to it
24. You know Kennedy’s birth name is John Franklin Trotter
25.your room is filled with The Maine posters, etc.
26. You listen to Last Call For Camden and love it
27.your myspace name is [CSWS] or [The Maine] or has something to do with a the maine song
28. You know which band member has what tats, and that pat will never get one
29.you have a playlist on your iPod that’s name has to do with the maine
30. You know the names of their girlfriends and their myspaces
31. Sexual White Chocolate is the best stripper name ever
32. You know who Rex, Wade, Max, Peter, and Trevor are
33. And you’ve hung out with them at shows
34. You know Eric is in ARTTM because Johno is his best friend
35. You added Tim Kirch on myspace
36. you count down the days until your The Maine concert….even if it’s 100 days away
37. Cosmo and Ross are the best pets
38.when any of the guys from the maine suggest you go buy one of their friends CD’s , you run to the nearest Target and buy it
39.if you get a request from somebody you don’t know on myspace and they have the maine somewhere on their profile or in their default pic, you immediately accept them
40.when you make a new myspace you add all the the maine boys and fansites before your actual friends
41.you always accept friend requests from bands in arizona
42.when you get home from school, you check The Maine’s myspaces/buzznet accounts/etc before talking to your friends or doing homework
43. You play pull over the fucking van on roadtrips
44. You own a shirt with Johno’s face on it
45.you have the maine listed under your heroes section
46.you have at least one picture of the maine on your myspace
47.you have had all the maine songs as your song on your myspace
48. You have the shirt and autographed poster from preordering CSWS
49. You bought 15 dollars of fearless merch just for the September part of the calendar
50. your myspace/aim status consists of the maine lyrics 99.9% of the time
51. Sourpatch watermelon friends is the best song ever
52.you get them birthday gifts
53.the maine is on your top friends
54.you have pictures of them in your locker and all over your notebooks
55.you run into hollister, change the song to a the maine song then wait for it to play then leave
56. You love pat’s ears
57. You super maine that ho
58. You tried adding Ross and Shane on myspace
59. You know who Mel J is
60.your parents know the names of all the guys in the maine because you obsess over them so much
61.you started playing guitar because of the maine and learned all their songs
62.you own their actual CDs, not just on iTunes
63. You went to SOYS only to see the maine
64.you listen to the AP podcast with the maine over and over again
65.your picture captions on myspace normally have to do with the maine
66. your friends dont even bother to ask you ’whats up’ anymore on AIM or myspace..cause they know youre going to say “listening to the maine” or “watching a the maine interview”

67. your top 25 played songs on iTunes consists of mostly the maine..if not all (actually for me they're all ATL with like 2 maine songs)
68.you have the maine related stuff written all over your converse/vans
69. You want to watch full house and eat pb&j with Pat
70. but you know he won’t eat it if Jared makes it
71. you support illegal downloads, just for those hard to get the maine songs
72. John Cornelius O’Callaghan V is the best name ever
73.you have/want/are getting a tattoo thats the maine related
74.you’re mad because jared doesnt get enough credit for being in the band
75.You try and decode John’s twitters
76. you kinda feel like youre The Maine’s parents..like watching them grow up is sad but youre very proud of them
77. You know all of the lyrics to Johno’s solo songs
78.you know most of the song’s meanings
79. You hate it when people call themselves fans and only know everything I ask for
80.you say your favorite member will come around and marry you eventually
81. You know who Ryan and Alex are
82. you have all their house numbers in your phone cause you looked them up in a phonebook…but won’t call because their parents will disown them
83.some of your bffl’s youve made through the maine
84.your AIM icon is the maine related
85.you have nicknames for each of them
86.you’ve subscribed to the maine’s youtube account
87. You put your hat on the door to set the mood
88. You wrote your name on their van multiple times but still can’t find it
89. you listen to both versions of 123, this towns been talking, and give me anything
90. You remake daisy to fit your name
91.watching the same youtube videos of the maine never gets old
92. You remade the ho ho hopefully video or merry Christmas baby
93. You discovered Brighten because of those songs
94. You give Johno something dreamcatcher or peace related
95. you talk about the maine so much and repeat lyrics, quotes, interviews, etc. your friends tell you its like you speak a second language
96.wearethemaine com is your homepage
97.you talk gangsta even if you’re white
98. you love it when johno booty shakes onstage
99. You watch MTV, even if you hate it, just to see the everything I ask for video
100.you write these 100 reasons you know you love the maine a lot and agree with all of them

Posted on 03/27/2009 6:50 PM Visits: 88
megge4494: 03/27/2009 9:09 PM
haha i love this=)
hannaBreathesCarolina: 05/26/2009 6:19 PM
so true:)i do all of that haha:D
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